Become one

So yeah I know many of u want to be a vampire and I can tell u how.
These are the things u will need:

Vampire blood (basically u need a vampire)
Ur blood
Silver
Wooden cross
Holy water
A Vampire ^^
Vampire's poison

So here are the instructions:

The Vampire blood needs to be put in the holy water, then put the what ever silver thing u got in the cup, then put the Vampire poison in the cup, then spread it all into the wooden cross put your blood in it and give it to the vampire and then the vampire needs to say a secret word that only vampires know, then the u need to lick the cross, now you r a Vampire :3 Oh and you need to do it in a black candle light.

Your welcome :)